Icy Runways + Gunshots + Playmates = Entertainment

I have decided that these days the most exciting place to be is at an airport. Forget paying for movie tickets, concerts, or sports events. This is where the excitement is. For example, in the past week alone we have had a crazy man shot, a 737 run off a runway, and Playboy Bunnies fighting on an airplane and then "making sexual advances" on the officers who were arresting them. Talk about fun. You know where to find me on Friday nights.